Sunday, February 25, 2007

"Gong Xi Fa Cai"

It was a great 10days of rest and recharge, had a great time this year, 1st time celebrating it my dearest wifey. Although I did all the driving this year but I was worth it.

On the 16th it was quite a smooth drive down to Kluang, except Senawang to Simpang Ampat, Melaka. San Shi Wan or better known as 30th night or should I say morning it was down to JB to my elder sis place in Taman Pelangi Indah.

Okay meals, Mummy cooked a sumptious meal of Steamboat. It taste good because this year was exceptional the whole family was around.

1st day was crazy for me got gout on my left knee, visited the clinic in Johor Jaya, amazingly after RM70 and by 2 hours I was good. Spend the afternoon in AEON Tebrau City and almost lost my phone. At nightfall the boredom set in again that when me and wifey decided to drive down to Danga Bay. I was packed manage to get a few pics.

2nd day was even better in store could not sleep woke up at 6.00am got ready and swish to Singapore. Reach Orhard Road at 7.30am it a ghost town. Decided to take wifey on a tour to Changi Airport took a few memorable pics. And drove throught PIE towards Marina Bay and back to Orchard Road. Parked at The Atrium and Plaza Singapura took a taxi to Takashimaya. Oh bummer it was closed so we walk to Lucky Plaza few shops where open. Head back out to JB and was stuck at the customs check point for 2 hours.

3rd day we head to Melaka to visit my Grandma, Granddad and Gua ma (Mummy's mummy) was wandering how long can I still see them. All of em look so weak and frail.

4th to 6th days was resting time and it was great. Came back to KL on Thursday afternoon.

Well that about what I can remember of my CNY holidays.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Office Politics

Remember back in school when you are pissed at someone you tell all your classmates not to talk to your friend. Well I thought this childish behaviour are left at school to be exact primary school. But Today we still see this kind of childish behaviour in the office.

Can you believe it man and women in the 30's going around in the office tell what your collegues have done and spread it around so that the other will hate you.. Oh my god can you believe it grown man and women, eligible enough to be parents doing this. Get a live. I can imagine your kids doing this but you!!!.

I for one hate office politics, why can't we work together as a team to grow, if there are any mistakes done sit down and talk it out. I think this is absurd, disgracing, and dumb only people that don't go to school does that.

Friday, February 9, 2007

Jokes

Stress Reliever # 1
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.Girl:
Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 a.m?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?""Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 6
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up his 1932 Rolls Royce.""Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?""He was the original owner."

Stress Reliever # 8
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the Lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."

Stress Reliever # 9
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever # 10
Teacher: Let's take the example of the busy ant. He is busy all the time, works all day and every day. Then what happens?
Little Johnny: He gets stepped on.